Bitch, please. This is the worst dog and pony show I’ve ever seen.
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Every physically possible Fran time is significantly longer than this Bro is capable of being physical with a woman.
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There’s a chalk outline from where your slutty college hookups used to be.
(Source: statigr.am)
It’s not hating, bro. The government’s “dumbass laws” were just deemed to be unconstitutional.
(Source: statigr.am)
Breaking News: The third Human Centipede film will be a bromantic comedy.
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That awkward moment: When my bullshit meter causes physical pain throughout my body.
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Want to know how it’s obvious you never went back to school after having a baby in eighth grade?
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