I’ve got to hand it to them, I’ve never seen more truthful advertising.

I’ve got to hand it to them, I’ve never seen more truthful advertising.

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Right before he  bails. A true bro always bails, ladies.

Right before he  bails. A true bro always bails, ladies.

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It was just a finger and it only happened once, bro. Totally hetero.

It was just a finger and it only happened once, bro. Totally hetero.

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But complaining keeps people from ever being around you and therefore never seeing you naked, bitch.

But complaining keeps people from ever being around you and therefore never seeing you naked, bitch.

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If they knock the shit out of you dump you, then make an internet meme about it and nonsensically add a CrossFit hashtag just to really solidify the fact you’ll be dying alone. 

If they knock the shit out of you dump you, then make an internet meme about it and nonsensically add a CrossFit hashtag just to really solidify the fact you’ll be dying alone. 

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Preferably those administered rectally.

Preferably those administered rectally.

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Alternative Caption:
I LIKE URINAL SAUCE!

Alternative Caption:

I LIKE URINAL SAUCE!

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