I wish this were true, but there can never ever be enough glitter. Like, ever.

I wish this were true, but there can never ever be enough glitter. Like, ever.

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 Poor girl. She still hasn’t realized the bros are actually saying “pee and nut in her butt whore-slut” whenever she has her back turned.

 Poor girl. She still hasn’t realized the bros are actually saying “pee and nut in her butt whore-slut” whenever she has her back turned.

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Am I really dumb since I can’t figure out the joke or did someone really dumb create this inspirational Hooked on Phonics advertisement?

Am I really dumb since I can’t figure out the joke or did someone really dumb create this inspirational Hooked on Phonics advertisement?

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Wrong. Those are the words of Chumbawamba; not Vince Lombardi, who, as shown above, was more concerned about getting fisted.

Wrong. Those are the words of Chumbawamba; not Vince Lombardi, who, as shown above, was more concerned about getting fisted.

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Not going to happen as long as shirts are required to be worn, bro.

Not going to happen as long as shirts are required to be worn, bro.

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Tip: Mirrors are not only cheaper but also prove just as, if not more, effective traps as they catch those rats having discriminating taste in supplements.

Tip: Mirrors are not only cheaper but also prove just as, if not more, effective traps as they catch those rats having discriminating taste in supplements.

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Rule #3 is more a law of nature than a CrossFit simple rule, brah.

Rule #3 is more a law of nature than a CrossFit simple rule, brah.

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I wish this were true! I would look so much better in yellow than the peach thong I’m forced to wear.

I wish this were true! I would look so much better in yellow than the peach thong I’m forced to wear.

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